WELCOME TO THE ZOMBIE HANDGUIDE
Written By David Stitt
Hello there, assuming, since you a reading this, you want to further your education in those stinking bodies of pus that are shuffling around outside your door. now, the Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you these things, but i feel you need to prepare yourself for what is out there.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE . Sorry, I had to, but please enjoy this hand guide, a lot of kids died to bring it to you.
WALKER
The most common one out there, they shuffle, they sniff, and they are out there for one reason, to eat your face. they hunger for your flesh, your blood. they are not fast, or strong, or smart, but they are deadly in numbers. they tend to keep to the shadows, so, if you want to survive, don;t get caught outside at night, travel in the middle of streets. If you are to recognize any faces from your previous life, it will be a walker.
RUNNER
The minute you see this one, you better shoot it, cause running will not do anything, these ones can run really fast, and tire slowly. it is believed the used to be athletes. Lucky for us, these are Rare in Trenton, but who is to say these zombies won't Migrate?
LIFTERS
If you see a Zombie with a lot of muscles, congratulations, you have discovered a Lifter, might want to write your Will now. These buggers are STRONG. they can hug you to death, throw you around like the Hulk did Loki, or just crush you, with, i don;t know, a car or something. These are more common than runners in Trenton, but still Rare.
SOLDIERS
we killed a shit load of these at the base, but they still exists. they are most commonly seen carrying guns, or weapons of some kind, and wearing Army suits. these little bastards are dangerous, they are smart, and know their way around a gun, they are the second most common Zombo in Trenton, thanks to the Base.
TERMS FOR ZOMBIES IN GENERAL
. Zombies
. Zombos
. Grown ups
. Adults
Now that brings us to the end of our little book, if you see a Zombie that does not fit these descriptions, please let Dimitri, Myself, Robert or Ethan Know right away. oh, and Please stay Alive.